Clefairy Stories


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Chapter 20: Change is in the Air

Whazzup my buddy? A neopets battle should be fun. You sure you won't slaughter my neopets like some people do? Shall I make the challenge or shall i let you do that? Oh, and if we do a pokémon battle, don't even try to have it against me. Just take my word for it that that would not be wise for you to do. (sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing...) :-D Are huggles too much for you? If you'd prefer I could give you hugs instead. ;-) ;-) Every episode from every season? Wouldn't that take several days straight at least to do? :-O I am listening to some cool music I downloaded from a website I just finished reviewing a few hours ago. ^_^ That is such an awesome siggy. Hey, if you would like to have your site reviewed by me, just take the smurf quiz at my site. Later my friend...
Which is cooler, Pokémon or Neopets? :-/

You got any suggestions for how we can make this the bestest most spookiest Holloween grep party ever? Gengar has this huuuuuuge grin on her face about the upcoming holiday. ^_^ Maybe Fiore777 could help us out with ideas for the upcoming event since it is his favourite holiday afterall. Meowth is sound asleep right now but I'm sure she will just be thrilled about going fishing for Goldeen with someone as sweet as you. *huggles* Thankies for the pokéberry sugar. It is so sweet. Just like you. ^_^
Can a Phantom Haunter be as spooky as a Gengar?


Actually if you give me your email addy I could send you some pics of James from Team Rocket in a bikini from the eppy where he had boobs. :-D *LOL* Don't you think he make a good girl?
(sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing...)

Whazzup my pokémon buddy? (sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing...) :-D Nah nah nah, I meant not to challenge me personally with your pokémon. That don't mean not to challenge one of my pokémon. *LOL* My Meowth is getting a little bit anxious to evolve into Persian so she says she would like to be the one to battle one of your Pokémon. *sends out Meowth to battle one of your Pokémon...* I don't see what the point of ripping up your pokémon card would be. If you don't want it, mail it to me. ^_^ Thanks for the silver ring. *huggles* I would probably join your guild if I didn't have my own guild. *LOL* I just watch a new Pokémon Johto Leagues Champions episode today on kids wb about the omanite and the omastar. I just love pokémon. ^_^
If anyone has pokémon stuff they don't want please feel free to send it to me.

Whazzup my buddy? Smoochabra was asking Smoochum who its mommy was the other day. Smoochum explained the situation to Smoochabra. Smoochabra really wants to meet its mommy, even though she isn't the one who gave birth to it. *gets confused* Ok, Smoochum gave birth to Smoochabra. Smoochum is a guy. Would that make him the mother or father because he is the one who gave birth to Smoochabra...? :-/ Is a mother always a female? *still confused* Oh well, anyways, Smoochabra really wants to meet Abra. Maybe bond with her a little bit. I told Smoochum that he could take Smoochabra out with him tonight into the forest late at night with the decorative sticks and await your Abra. I hope this works out. Do you have any advice on how I can be scarier? Gotta be prepared for the upcoming holiday, ne? Any plans for Holloween yet my buddy? *saves kissles for you for Holloween* :-D
Ah, those decorative sticks. ^^

Whazzup buddy? Great job on the neobattles we had yesterday. *LOL* What is this? Is this a draw between my Meowth and your Rapidash? :-O They have both fainted!!! :-O Shall we have a rematch after we take our pokémon to the pokémon center to have them brought back to perfect health under the loving care of Nurse Joy?
The spirit of Clefairy in Ghost form = Phantom Haunter

When were you sane my acquaintance? Do you ever feel like Psyduck with all your headaches? I thought that Holloween is your favourite holiday. Don't you want me to scare the daylights out of you with lots and lots of huggles and kissles and that kinda stuff? :-D Smoochabra was so delighted to meet Abra for the first time last night. ^_^ Smoochabra said that it was really fun learning from your Abra how to dance with decorative sticks. I think he plans to meet Abra again tonight in the forest late at night to do some more dancing with Abra with the decorative sticks. Hey, did you watch that movie? Definitely some ideas of where you could dispose of the bodies. Do you still get bodies to dispose of? Well, TTYL my acquaintance. *LOL* :-D
Who just absolutely loves Holloween?

She says she like Goldeen. She once tried to eat my Delibird too but I informed her that that was a no no. But giving out sugar like that really is just so sweet! *LOL* Thankies again for the sugar. (sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy..., (stops singing)
Meowth now knows better than to eat her friends. At least I think so....

Chapter 21: A Frightful Grep Holloween 2001

*runs into Central Control and Screams*
Boo!

Isn't this so exciting? It is finally the big holiday! Holloween time baby! :-D *jumps for joy* So did i scare the crap out of everyone with my entrance and my return? I sure hope so cuz this is the holiday where you get to scare the crap outta others, ne? :-D Well, lets not waste any more time, lets get into the big grep Holloween Party! :-D Don't you just love all the decorations? And just look at all the decorations in the grep auditorium where they are showing eppies of Sailor Moon! Well I shall return to this party later. Have a horrifying and gruesome Holloween ya'alls ^^
*fades until no longer visible to human eyes.....*
Who better to host a Holloween Party than a ghost pokémon?

*reappears into grep's big Holloween party....* So how is everyone enjoying this party for the most exciting Holiday of the year? (sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing...) Yes I am the ghost of Clefairy. Who sadly was captured here at grep in someone's pokéball probably never to be released... :*-( Oh heck, it is fun being a ghost pokémon, especially on Holloween. :-D I tried to make the text really big for the boo! part last night but it wouldn't let me. I really wanted to emphasize it.... So is everyone scared outta their minds yet?
A Holloween that isn't scary is kinda like a birthday without presents. :*-(

hey hey hey, you've got holiday spirit. :-D Kudos to you. *huggles* So tell me, what does it feel like to be huggled by a ghost pokémon? Actually I'm not sure I want to return to my Clefairy self. It is fun being a ghost. :-D
Change can be for the better. (not always)

So what do you think of the grep Holloween party? Isn't it just scarring the crap out of you? oooo lookie at the orange cookies and Kool-Aid. Want some? Hands out cookies and Kool-Aid to everyone currently at the grep Holloween party.... Now time to watch some Sailor Moon eppies in the grep auditorium.... *heads over to the grep auditorium.... LATER... :-D
After Phantom Haunter leaves grep he has the time of his life with Fioreail777..... (this fun may disturb you so best if I not get into details.... :-D)

Isn't this party so spooky and frightening? I guess I am in charge of this party since I dunno where the heck fioreail777 is. *scratches head* Maybe he'll come and surprise us later? :-/ I think me and him are to go off tonight to find some bodies to dispose of and scary shcrap stuff.... Well, if he don't show up I guess I'll just have to go and find him. Smoochabra might be able to help when he goes off to the forest to meet with his mom abra to do some dancing with decorative sticks. I can go with him and then return to fiore with Abra. 8-)
The Grep Holloween Party was nothing compared to the time I had with my acquaintance Fioreail777 afterwards. :-D

Dangit, then tell me what to do to make this party scary. I seem to have this problem being frightening. :-/ What kind of a ghost isn't scary? :*-( So you like the food eh? Did you enjoy the orange cookies? Hey, how bout you try going through the grep haunted house which just opened up and ready for frights and terrors? I hope you find that scary. Please let me know. I want this party to be a success.
Not everyone found me or the party frightening. I took care of that.... *snickers....* :-D

Well, I stepped out last night and as it turns out I didn't come back in time for the end of the big grep Holloween party. I was out last night causing a raucus with my acquaintance fioreail777. :-D Me and him had quite an adventure last night. Probably too frightening to talk about in here. *LOL* I know some of you really enjoyed this party and I thank them for helping me out. But for the rest of you did you think it sucked or what? Hey, I gave it my best. What can i say? Perhaps it is harder to scare people online than offline. *LOL* Me and fioreail777 know about that. So now that Holloween is over should Phantom Haunter fade away and leave grep again for awhile or do ya'alls want me to return? I mean afterall, there are plenty of other places out there for a ghost pokémon such as myself can haunt........
Which closes out Phantom Haunter's Holloween Adventure.... *sniffles...* If only Holloween came around more than once a year....