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Would she like to have me and Jigglypuff sing a birthday song?
Yes, Jigglypuff is back. :-) You know, I'm really surprised that
when the local Team Rocket Girls lost at huge stakes poker that they would
actually pay out to jigglypuff.... especially since Jigglypuff and my other
pokémon didn't have any cash to pay Team Rocket if they had lost...
:-0 (gasp...) Oh, sh##, they must have given them a line of credit
or something? And when they lost big time... :-0 Well, at least
that didn't end up happening... Well, as it turns out the Team Rocket
Girls (they also have a Meowth, but not the same one as Jessee and James...)
took my pokémon in the middle of the night last night because they
were upset about having lost big cash to my pokémon and were determined
to keep my pokémon against their will and force them to play until
they had won all the money back... which of course Jigglypuff did not have
because she had lost it to me which in turn spent a lot on the Jigglypuff
soundtracks that I bought for EVERYONE here... by the way, how is
everyone enjoying them? Doesn't the music just make you want to...
sleep? Well, anyways, I went out and I had a pretty good hunch as
to where the Team Rocket Girls' hang out was so that was the first place
I went searching for my pokémon. Good hunch for that is where
they were. And also my pokémon... I saw my pokémon
all tied up to chairs and sitting at a table with some of the Team Rocket
Girls whom were not tied up... I really don't see the point of Team Rocket
tying up the pokéegg to the chair... (wonders if they were
afraid that it might escape?) (maybe roll away from them?...) Well,
since my pokémon I felt were in great danger I demanded of Team
Rocket to give me back my pokémon. They looked at me and said:
"Your pokémon? We stole these pokémon unfair and unsquare
so we say that they are ours now. Hey, look at the little clefairy,
hey do you have any idea who you're up against?" "To protect the
world from devestation... To unite all peoples within our nation... To
denounce the evils of truth and love... To extend our reach to the
stars above... Jessica... Jamie... Melinda... Minako...
The Team Rocket Girls blast off at the speed of light... Surrender
now our prepare to fight... Meowth that's right!" So you're
the one's behind this pokémon scam... I should have known
that Team Rocket would be behind something as devious and malicious as
this... How dare you beat the sh## out of my pokémon and try
to steal what they earned from you off your scheme which obviously didn't
quite work out as you had planned as Jigglypuff won lots of money off you.
"Hand over the money and we might consider letting your pokémon
go... this time..." No deal... You let my pokémon go
god da## it, now! Besides I already spent a lot of it on Jigglypuff
soundtracks and the rest to pay off plushie debts... "You did...
What with our money?" "Hey, maybe you're just as bad as us, stealing
money from your pokémon like that." "Hey, why don't you join
up with Team Rocket? After all, if you're not on the winning team,
then what team are you on?" One, I did not steal the money from Jigglypuff,
I won it from her in a high stakes poker game, which is I guess how she
won the $5000.00 from you. And second, we shall see that the team
I am on is the winning team, and that Team Rocket is the losing team that
always ends up blasting off like the losers that they are. Come on,
don't you ever watch TV? "We'll just see about that... Ekans... go...."
(Team Rocket Jamie sends out Ekans to battle...) (Clefairy, me, quickly
cuts the rope with the knife brought by me releasing Clefairy's pokémon...)
Jigglypuff, sing your song! "Jigg...gl...ly..puff...Jigg...gl...ly..."
(all but Jigglypuff lose consciousness...) (Jigglypuff proceeds to
get upset when she realizes that everyone fell asleep while listening from
her song, and proceeds to puff herself up and saying: "Puff") (angry
Jigglypuff proceeds to beat up Team Rocket, including Ekans and Meowth,
and manages to bring me back to consciousness by repeatedly slapping me
and yelling "Puff....Puff....Puff..." (After Clefairy regains consciousness...)
Ow! Jigglypuff, what the f### do you think you're doing? Don't
you know better than to beat the sh## out of your trainer? Where
do you get this stuff from? (Jigglypuff looks over at Team Rocket
and says: "Puff....Jigglypuff...") So Team Rocket thinks that they can
f### with my pokémon and get away with it, ne? What do you
say Jigglypuff? Do you think we should teach Team Rocket a lesson
they'll never forget? (Clefairy and Jigglypuff proceed with an ingenious
plan to get back at Team rocket for all the s### they put Clefairy and
Clefairy's pokémon through... and in the end Team rocket blasts
off, well, whaddaya expect, that's what Team Rocket does. Blast off
that is... for it is in their motto upon which says that they blast off,
so if they did not blast off...( Clefairy starts picturing itself as Mojo
Jojo... shakes head and sings "Clefairy" "Clefairy" "Clefairy")
After having defeated Team Rocket, Clefairy, Jigglypuff, Poliwhirl, Meowth,
Bellsprout, Butterfree, and Hoot Hoot proceed back home...
Wow! What an adventure that was!
that is if Jigglypuff doesn't sing me to sleep first... (looks over
to Jigglypuff whom appears to be hyptnotized by Poliwhirl's spiral belly...)
Whoa! I guess they can mess with each others minds
like that, ne?
Isn't love a wonderful thing? Who do you think would make
the perfect couple with my Meowth? I think she has a crush on Team
Rocket's Meowth. You should have seen the look on her face when she
was watching Pokémon the TV show a few days ago....
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These boxes of candy hearts are special for my special friends.
They are made from pokéberry extracts and have pictures of pokémon
on the back of them...
Pokéberry Conversation Hearts?
How are your pokémon doing tonight? Have you a Hoot
Hoot? (looks over at Hoot Hoot whom is reading the newspaper...)
Hoot Hoot just woke up a little while ago. If you want to find a
Hoot Hoot, I recommend you look for them at night, because they usually
like to sleep during the day...
Different types of Pokémon may come out at different
times of day/night...
Chapter 7: New Beginnings...
(hears a crunching sound....) What the #### was that? (looks
over at pokéegg...) Could it possibly.... (notices cracks
forming on the shell of egg...) be hatching?.... (a pink head emerges
from top of egg...) Oh, my... Could it.... could it be?....
(Jigglywhirl emerges from shell of egg...) Wow! Hey, Jigglypuff!
Poliwhirl! Wake up already and say hi to your newbourn baby pokémon!
"Puff?" "Poliwhirl?" (Jigglypuff and Poliwhirl look with loving
eyes at their baby Jigglywhirl...) "Jig... Jiggly.... Jiggly....
Jigglywhirl." (Jigglypuff and Poliwhirl run over to their newbourn
baby and envelop it with enormous amounts of huggles....) Can you
believe that Jigglywhirl said it's first word only seconds after it hatched?
Wow! (Jigglypuff is so excited that she sings her song to the baby
Jigglywhirl to comfort it....) (Clefairy loses consciousness....)
..................... (Clefairy eventually is restored to consciousness...)
Wow! Now that was refreshing! Now what was I saying before
I dozed off there? (looks over to all the pokémon who have
not yet regained consciousness....)
Cool! Baby Pokémon!
What do you think of Jigglywhirl? (looks over to Jigglywhirl whom
is still asleep and still recieving huggles from two sleeping parents,
Poliwhirl and Jigglypuff....) Does anyone know what a Jigglywhirl
evolves into?
????????????????
Do you like pokéberry birthday cake? If you do, then
me and my pokémon could fix you up a pokéberry cake made
with real pokéberries and topped with pokéberry frosting...
Pokéberries! Yum Yum!
I'm glad to hear your Charmander came back. Did he tell
you where he had gone off to? Maybe he missed the attention he got
from you? As sometimes people don't realize how much they need or
love someone until they are no longer a part of your life? Where
did you find your girafarig? What's it like? The Jigglywhirl
I think looks more like it's mother. It looks like a Jigglypuff only
with a spiral body. It's mouth looks a little bit more like Poliwhirls
though. Perhaps if I get time later I might put a pic of Jigglywhirl
in with Clefairy Tales on my website. (probably on the currently
non existant page 3...) (looks over to pokémon to see them
playing with Jigglywhirl....) I'll bet Jigglywhirl will miss all
that attention when it grows up...
Ah! The Adventurous World of Pokémon!
It's good to hear that things are working out well for you and your
pokémon. Do you mind if I sing a song for you and your pokémon,
including your new Togepi? (sings) "Clefairy!" "Clefairy!" "Clefairy!"
(stops singing and returns to posting to ############...) I love you to.
*^_^* For your poll, what do you think about Sailor Mercury having
a Poliwhirl; Sailor Mars having a Charmander; Sailor Jupiter
having a Pikachu; Sailor Venus having a Togepi; Sailor Moon
having a Tangela; Sailor Uranus having a Dewgong; Sailor Neptune
having a Blastoise; Sailor Saturn having a Venomoth; Sailor
Pluto having a Mew; Sailor Mini Moon having a Jigglypuff; Sailor
Chibi Chibi having a Cyndoquil.... What do you think?
Poll Question: Who would make a good Pokémon
for each of the Sailor Scouts?
Have you tried listening to the Jigglypuff soundtrack I gave you?
If any of you don't like your Jigglypuff soundtrack, please feel free to
return them to me for a full refund.
Jigglypuff Soundtrack? Who managed to record something
like that?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hopefully your Charmander will get used to having a Hoot Hoot around,
and perhaps even become friends with it? (looks at pokémon
who are now asleep because they are tired from the adventure in the forest
at night...) Well, I should probably get like them soon.
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Me and Jigglypuff are ready to sing you a happy birthday goodnight song...
(Gets Jigglypuff and begins singing with her, falling asleep halfway through
the song...) (Clefairy wakes up with a headache and being slapped
silly by Jigglypuff who has puffed herself up and is screaming: "Puff"
at me...) Anyways, Uhhh... Just a minute... (Clefairy gets
out a pokéberry of pain relief and eats it...)
Ah! The effects of Jigglypuff's song... makes
me sleepy just thinking about them...
Do you know what happens to Jigglypuff when she listens to the Jigglypuff
soundtrack? Maybe I'll tell later?
Just think about it, kay? ;-)
Mojo Jojo Rant (when I read this I can picture Bubbles as Mojo Jojo...not myself...)