Clefairy Stories

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Would she like to have me and Jigglypuff sing a birthday song? Yes, Jigglypuff is back. :-) You know, I'm really surprised that when the local Team Rocket Girls lost at huge stakes poker that they would actually pay out to jigglypuff.... especially since Jigglypuff and my other pokémon didn't have any cash to pay Team Rocket if they had lost... :-0 (gasp...) Oh, sh##, they must have given them a line of credit or something? And when they lost big time... :-0 Well, at least that didn't end up happening... Well, as it turns out the Team Rocket Girls (they also have a Meowth, but not the same one as Jessee and James...) took my pokémon in the middle of the night last night because they were upset about having lost big cash to my pokémon and were determined to keep my pokémon against their will and force them to play until they had won all the money back... which of course Jigglypuff did not have because she had lost it to me which in turn spent a lot on the Jigglypuff soundtracks that I bought for EVERYONE here... by the way, how is everyone enjoying them? Doesn't the music just make you want to... sleep? Well, anyways, I went out and I had a pretty good hunch as to where the Team Rocket Girls' hang out was so that was the first place I went searching for my pokémon. Good hunch for that is where they were. And also my pokémon... I saw my pokémon all tied up to chairs and sitting at a table with some of the Team Rocket Girls whom were not tied up... I really don't see the point of Team Rocket tying up the pokéegg to the chair... (wonders if they were afraid that it might escape?) (maybe roll away from them?...) Well, since my pokémon I felt were in great danger I demanded of Team Rocket to give me back my pokémon. They looked at me and said: "Your pokémon? We stole these pokémon unfair and unsquare so we say that they are ours now. Hey, look at the little clefairy, hey do you have any idea who you're up against?" "To protect the world from devestation... To unite all peoples within our nation... To denounce the evils of truth and love... To extend our reach to the stars above... Jessica... Jamie... Melinda... Minako... The Team Rocket Girls blast off at the speed of light... Surrender now our prepare to fight... Meowth that's right!" So you're the one's behind this pokémon scam... I should have known that Team Rocket would be behind something as devious and malicious as this... How dare you beat the sh## out of my pokémon and try to steal what they earned from you off your scheme which obviously didn't quite work out as you had planned as Jigglypuff won lots of money off you. "Hand over the money and we might consider letting your pokémon go... this time..." No deal... You let my pokémon go god da## it, now! Besides I already spent a lot of it on Jigglypuff soundtracks and the rest to pay off plushie debts... "You did... What with our money?" "Hey, maybe you're just as bad as us, stealing money from your pokémon like that." "Hey, why don't you join up with Team Rocket? After all, if you're not on the winning team, then what team are you on?" One, I did not steal the money from Jigglypuff, I won it from her in a high stakes poker game, which is I guess how she won the $5000.00 from you. And second, we shall see that the team I am on is the winning team, and that Team Rocket is the losing team that always ends up blasting off like the losers that they are. Come on, don't you ever watch TV? "We'll just see about that... Ekans... go...." (Team Rocket Jamie sends out Ekans to battle...) (Clefairy, me, quickly cuts the rope with the knife brought by me releasing Clefairy's pokémon...) Jigglypuff, sing your song! "Jigg...gl...ly..puff...Jigg...gl...ly..." (all but Jigglypuff lose consciousness...) (Jigglypuff proceeds to get upset when she realizes that everyone fell asleep while listening from her song, and proceeds to puff herself up and saying: "Puff") (angry Jigglypuff proceeds to beat up Team Rocket, including Ekans and Meowth, and manages to bring me back to consciousness by repeatedly slapping me and yelling "Puff....Puff....Puff..." (After Clefairy regains consciousness...) Ow! Jigglypuff, what the f### do you think you're doing? Don't you know better than to beat the sh## out of your trainer? Where do you get this stuff from? (Jigglypuff looks over at Team Rocket and says: "Puff....Jigglypuff...") So Team Rocket thinks that they can f### with my pokémon and get away with it, ne? What do you say Jigglypuff? Do you think we should teach Team Rocket a lesson they'll never forget? (Clefairy and Jigglypuff proceed with an ingenious plan to get back at Team rocket for all the s### they put Clefairy and Clefairy's pokémon through... and in the end Team rocket blasts off, well, whaddaya expect, that's what Team Rocket does. Blast off that is... for it is in their motto upon which says that they blast off, so if they did not blast off...( Clefairy starts picturing itself as Mojo Jojo... shakes head and sings "Clefairy" "Clefairy" "Clefairy") After having defeated Team Rocket, Clefairy, Jigglypuff, Poliwhirl, Meowth, Bellsprout, Butterfree, and Hoot Hoot proceed back home...
Wow! What an adventure that was!

that is if Jigglypuff doesn't sing me to sleep first... (looks over to Jigglypuff whom appears to be hyptnotized by Poliwhirl's spiral belly...)
Whoa! I guess they can mess with each others minds like that, ne?

Isn't love a wonderful thing? Who do you think would make the perfect couple with my Meowth? I think she has a crush on Team Rocket's Meowth. You should have seen the look on her face when she was watching Pokémon the TV show a few days ago....
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These boxes of candy hearts are special for my special friends. They are made from pokéberry extracts and have pictures of pokémon on the back of them...
Pokéberry Conversation Hearts?

How are your pokémon doing tonight? Have you a Hoot Hoot? (looks over at Hoot Hoot whom is reading the newspaper...) Hoot Hoot just woke up a little while ago. If you want to find a Hoot Hoot, I recommend you look for them at night, because they usually like to sleep during the day...
Different types of Pokémon may come out at different times of day/night...


Chapter 7: New Beginnings...


(hears a crunching sound....) What the #### was that? (looks over at pokéegg...) Could it possibly.... (notices cracks forming on the shell of egg...) be hatching?.... (a pink head emerges from top of egg...) Oh, my... Could it.... could it be?.... (Jigglywhirl emerges from shell of egg...) Wow! Hey, Jigglypuff! Poliwhirl! Wake up already and say hi to your newbourn baby pokémon! "Puff?" "Poliwhirl?" (Jigglypuff and Poliwhirl look with loving eyes at their baby Jigglywhirl...) "Jig... Jiggly.... Jiggly.... Jigglywhirl." (Jigglypuff and Poliwhirl run over to their newbourn baby and envelop it with enormous amounts of huggles....) Can you believe that Jigglywhirl said it's first word only seconds after it hatched? Wow! (Jigglypuff is so excited that she sings her song to the baby Jigglywhirl to comfort it....) (Clefairy loses consciousness....) ..................... (Clefairy eventually is restored to consciousness...) Wow! Now that was refreshing! Now what was I saying before I dozed off there? (looks over to all the pokémon who have not yet regained consciousness....)
Cool! Baby Pokémon!

What do you think of Jigglywhirl? (looks over to Jigglywhirl whom is still asleep and still recieving huggles from two sleeping parents, Poliwhirl and Jigglypuff....) Does anyone know what a Jigglywhirl evolves into?
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Do you like pokéberry birthday cake? If you do, then me and my pokémon could fix you up a pokéberry cake made with real pokéberries and topped with pokéberry frosting...
Pokéberries! Yum Yum!

I'm glad to hear your Charmander came back. Did he tell you where he had gone off to? Maybe he missed the attention he got from you? As sometimes people don't realize how much they need or love someone until they are no longer a part of your life? Where did you find your girafarig? What's it like? The Jigglywhirl I think looks more like it's mother. It looks like a Jigglypuff only with a spiral body. It's mouth looks a little bit more like Poliwhirls though. Perhaps if I get time later I might put a pic of Jigglywhirl in with Clefairy Tales on my website. (probably on the currently non existant page 3...) (looks over to pokémon to see them playing with Jigglywhirl....) I'll bet Jigglywhirl will miss all that attention when it grows up...
Ah! The Adventurous World of Pokémon!

It's good to hear that things are working out well for you and your pokémon. Do you mind if I sing a song for you and your pokémon, including your new Togepi? (sings) "Clefairy!" "Clefairy!" "Clefairy!" (stops singing and returns to posting to ############...) I love you to. *^_^* For your poll, what do you think about Sailor Mercury having a Poliwhirl; Sailor Mars having a Charmander; Sailor Jupiter having a Pikachu; Sailor Venus having a Togepi; Sailor Moon having a Tangela; Sailor Uranus having a Dewgong; Sailor Neptune having a Blastoise; Sailor Saturn having a Venomoth; Sailor Pluto having a Mew; Sailor Mini Moon having a Jigglypuff; Sailor Chibi Chibi having a Cyndoquil.... What do you think?
Poll Question: Who would make a good Pokémon for each of the Sailor Scouts?

Have you tried listening to the Jigglypuff soundtrack I gave you? If any of you don't like your Jigglypuff soundtrack, please feel free to return them to me for a full refund.
Jigglypuff Soundtrack? Who managed to record something like that?
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Hopefully your Charmander will get used to having a Hoot Hoot around, and perhaps even become friends with it? (looks at pokémon who are now asleep because they are tired from the adventure in the forest at night...) Well, I should probably get like them soon.
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Me and Jigglypuff are ready to sing you a happy birthday goodnight song... (Gets Jigglypuff and begins singing with her, falling asleep halfway through the song...) (Clefairy wakes up with a headache and being slapped silly by Jigglypuff who has puffed herself up and is screaming: "Puff" at me...) Anyways, Uhhh... Just a minute... (Clefairy gets out a pokéberry of pain relief and eats it...)
Ah! The effects of Jigglypuff's song... makes me sleepy just thinking about them...

Do you know what happens to Jigglypuff when she listens to the Jigglypuff soundtrack? Maybe I'll tell later?
Just think about it, kay? ;-)






Mojo Jojo Rant (when I read this I can picture Bubbles as Mojo Jojo...not myself...)