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Did you see the question on tables? (looks over at the table where Jigglypuff and Poliwhirl are playing euchre...) Hey, did you 2 learn nothing from our adventure with Team Rocket, or what? What if Jigglywhirl wakes up and sees you 2 doing that. Do you want her to become a gambler too? Oh, well, maybe I'll join the 2 of you after this post. (sighs) What's a pokémon to do?

Chapter 8: "Love love love love love love love makes the world go round..."

Are you here, hon? Here is a post that is all for you. What do you think on the following as perfect couples? A) Misty & Ash (of course) B) Jessee & James from Team Rocket (you already said that you think they make the perfect bad couple, besides.... if Jessee is pregnant....) C) Haruka & Michiru D) Molly & Melvin E) Jigglypuff & Poliwhirl F) Mr. Mime & Ms. Mime G) Luna & Artemis H) Peanut Butter & Jelly I) Sailor Moon & Tuxedo Mask J) You & Me What do you think? Any to add? No I am not a lesbian myself but I do think that Michiru & Haruka go really well with each other. And I think that you & me make a perfect couple because we have so much in common and we love each other, and we are such great tomodachis.
Isn't Love Grand?

Oh, when Meowth was watching Pokémon with me today.... Well, I think she is maybe in love with Team Rocket's Meowth. The only fact about this that really bothers me about this is that Team Rocket's Meowth works on the villains team, and I'm afraid that maybe she might start to assume some of Team Rocket's Meowth's nasty traits.... I asked her before what she thought about Team Rocket, and she said that she thought they were really bad people, and that she did not want to be like them, and that she is a good kitty, and sticks with me to fight for goodness... What do you think?
When good falls in love with bad.....

I'm glad you are enjoying your new clefairy alarm clock. Would you like a Jigglypuff alarm clock to go with it? (hands ######## a Jigglypuff alarm clock...) Now, be sure not to get them mixed up now, kay? Set the Jigglypuff one for what time you want to go to sleep, and the clefairy one for what time you want to wake up. Oh, and Happy Unbirthday! Would you like me and Jigglypuff to sing for you? Wait, I want you to try out your new Jigglypuff alarm clock to go to sleep tonight. Maybe another night.
Who wouldn't love to have a pokémon alarm clock?

Hey! Guess what? I just confronted Meowth and asked her what she thought of Team Rocket's Meowth and she told me how much she is in love with him. She said I could tell yas alls, so it's not like I'm goin' talkin things about her behind her back er somthin, which would not be good, for it would be bad, and mean, as well... She assures me that she is a good kitty, though, and does not want to fight for what's wrong. Isn't love such a wonderful thing?
Love can come in all shapes, sizes, and forms, ne?

Hey! Let's meet around 11:00 tonight and see if we can't catch some more Hoot Hoot or other mysterious pokémon of the night... Wouldn't you think that after an adventure like that, that my pokémon would know better than to gamble? Oh, well I guess. They are who they are, ne? See ya later tonight in the woods?
"Gotta catch 'em All!"


What do you think on eating morning muffins in the afternoon? I mean does it sound right to do that. But then again, a muffin is a muffin, ne? What difference does it make if we eat a muffin in the morning or whether we eat one in the afternoon. Just like eating breakfast type foods for dinner. Food is food, ne? What difference does it make what time of day we eat certain kinds of food? Does anyone else here agree with me here or maybe it's just me? and maybe ########?
Anyone Hungry for Breakfast?


(looks over to Meowth...) "Meowth that's right!" (notices Meowth looking with big eyes at a manga picture of Team Rocket's Meowth...) Hey, did you know that today is Jigglypuff's birthday? I noticed that her markers were running out of ink so I bought her some new ones because she likes to draw. ( on me when I fall asleep to her song) (thinks: maybe that was a stupid idea.) (decides to sing Jigglypuff a birthday song...) (sings) "Clefairy" "Clefairy" "Clefairy"... ( Jigglypuff is so excited by this that she decides to sing as well, thus causing a lack of conscioussness to clefairy...) (When clefairy regains conscioussness...) Well, at least she is enjoying her new markers... (washes off the ink off the face of clefairy who has been drawn on by Jigglypuff after clefairy fell asleep to Jigglypuff's song...) (gets out some pokéberry pie...) Would you care for some? (hands ########## a piece of pie...)
Isn't Jigglypuff so creative? Loves to sing and draw!


What do you think of my Meowth? If only you could see what she does when you give her a ball of string. (hands Meowth a ball of string...) Do you have any Pokémon?
At times it can be easy to please your pokémon...


Would you like my Jigglypuff to sing you to sleep? (looks over to Jigglypuff who has fallen asleep herself after having admired Poliwhirl's spiral belly for a little too long...)
If Jigglypuff and Poliwhirl can make each other fall asleep, how can one get to sleep themself if they are making the other fall asleep?


A bee! Where is there a bee? Oh, you referring to me? You know one of these days I ought to go looking for a Beedrill, the only thing is I don't want my pokémon or myself to get stung. Maybe it would be easier to get a Beedrill if I just caught a Weedle, and let it evolve into a Beedrill?
Some Pokémon can be dangerous to attempt to catch...


Hey! That was fun. What are you going to do with that huge Snorlax you got while it was sleeping? Won't it be surprised when it wakes up? Hey, do pokémon like being in pokéballs? None of mine seem to like the thought of going inside a pokéball... (looks at Meowth taking her catnap...) She is such a nice kitty, but what does she see in that villainous Team Rocket's Meowth? Well, I guess that's love for ya, ne? My pokémon I think want to watch CCF tonight, would you like to bring your pokémon over and we could all watch it together? Before we go looking for more night pokémon, that is... See ya later.., kay?
Why would anyone want to be confined to being stuck inside a ball?


****"To protect the world from devestation." "To unite all peoples within our nation." "To denounce the evils of truth and love" "To extend our reach to the stars above." " Jessee" " James" " Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light." Well, there they go again.... (sings) "Clefairy" "clefairy" "Clefairy"****
One of my old siggies at *grep...


don't you think that Ditto would win at Twister as can it not turn into whatever shape or form it chooses?
Food for thought, ne?


My Jigglypuff likes to listen to herself sing... Kind of makes me wonder how she doesn't make herself fall asleep by singing, since it seems like eveything else does... Do you like the way that I sing? (sings) "Clefairy" "Clefairy" "Clefairy"... (stops singing...) Do you like Charizard too?
Please do not confuse Jigglypuff's song with what Clefairy enjoys to sing...


Clefairy, yes clefairy! Do you like the name clefairy? If not, then maybe you'd rather talk to Meowth? (calls to Meowth...) "Meowth, hey what's up?" "I was just wonderin if any of yas peoples don't like that I have fallin in love with Team Rocket's Meowth." "Meowth, I'm a good kitty, and Meowth that's right. Maybe I could get Team Rocket's Meowth to find the good inside of him, and turn him into a wonderful husband." "I think that deep down inside, that he is really a good kitty at heart behind all of that bad he gives off when he is with Team Rocket." "Haven't any of yas seen the episode where he is tied up to Pikachu?" "I think that Meowth has good within him, and I intend to bring it out of him and have his goodness prevail." "For does not love conquer all?" "Meowth, I've been reading, can yas tell?" My Meowth seem to enjoy reading quite a bit. She wants to be an intelligent kitty, and maybe one day evolve into a Persian... Oh, by the way Meowth, have you ever met with your true love? "Meowth, what do you think I'm doing right now?" (notices Meowth admiring Team Rocket's Meowth in a Pokémon manga...) Well, that's love for ya, ne? (thinks that love can be such a wonderful thing...) So whadda ya thinks of my Meowth? (hands Meowth a ball of string...) Isn't she just so adorable?
Pokémon can share experiences very similar to those of humans...


Hey, would your cat like to be the Valentine of my Meowth? She is such a nice kitty. Though I'm not sure exactly what it is she sees in Team Rocket's Meowth... Well, I guess that that's love for ya. Isn't it romantic though how my female Meowth has fallen in love with Team Rocket's Meowth? Jigglypuff? I think she'll be happy being with her true love Poliwhirl... Thankies... You know, your siggy makes me just want to sing... (sings) "Clefairy" "Clefairy" "clefairy"... (stops singing...) Hey! That was fun.
See chapter title for comments on this...


Aw! You should have seen my Meowth today watching Pokémon. She was just "heads over heels" about today's episode featuring Meowth as the star. It was so cute how she tried to learn Payday just like the Meowth on TV. Oh, and who doesn't just love the Pikachu episode with the Pikachu Song in it. Pi Ka Pika Chu... Isn't that episode just so cute?
(sings) Pi Ka Pika Chu... (stops singing) *^_^*


Hey! Who was planning to sing at the party besides me and Jigglypuff? I mean I suppose you could just come and surprise us all with singing, I mean afterall, the unexpected can be fun, ne?§§§§ OK, need to make some last day before decisions kay, can ya'alls help me out here as somehow it seems that I have been appointed chief organizer of this whole biz on the V-Day Party. Ok now I have for food already on order: Pokéberry cakes, Pokéberry Ice Cream, Pokéberry Kool-Aid, Pokéberry Candies, noticing a trend here? Also Pokéberry Morning Muffins to be served in the afternoon, and Pokéberry Afternoon Muffins to be served in the morning. I'm hoping ya'alls like pokéberries... Is there anything I should add to this list for food items? §§§§ Okay, now for musical entertainment I have myself singing, Jigglypuff singing for the grand finale, was there someone else here who volunteered to sing with their band some Sailor Moon Songs? (tries to remember...) anything else I should arrange in the area for musical entertainment? §§§§
Ahhh! V-Day, supposedly the most romantic holiday of the year, ne?


But, But, But Jigglypuff has worked so hard to get ready for the party. And besides it's the grand finale, like around 11:50pm 'er so, like right before the end of it, kind of like the perfect end to a perfect day, ne? And not even have to wonder if you'll be able to fall asleep that night...
What party would truly be complete without Jigglypuff's song for the grand finale?


Please don't hurt my Jigglypuff's feelings. She has put her heart into making her song nice and beautiful. (I should know... zzzzzzzzz)
Jigglypuff doesn't mean any harm in singing her song, it's what she loves to do, and with a passion...


Heck, I could go for starting the party now except I've got other things that I really ought to do. But I suppose they could wait till after Pokémon... (thinks: almost time...) Boy, Meowth sure lookis pumped about watching Pokémon... She is still trying to learn Payday... Perhaps one day she'll learn it and then more pokéberry ice cream for all of us, ne? §§§§ EXTRA EXTRA- BIG V-DAY PARTY STARTS TONIGHT! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
Ahhh! The Anticipation of an upcoming party! Especially a party to be held with great friends at Sailormoon.org!

Mojo Jojo Rant (when I read this I can picture Bubbles as Mojo Jojo...not myself...)