Clefairy Stories


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Chapter 11: A new beginning!

Clefairy Making Comeback Return to Central Control...

So you had thought you had seen the last of clefairy, did you? Mhahahahaaha! Do you think I am that easy to get rid of? Just because somehow I ended up with -21 d-load points and couldn't post due to the fact that I need points to post it said, you think you can keep clefairy away from central forever? Well, I'm back. Well, maybe going to a pokémon centre for a week or so to get me and my pokémon restored to perfect health thanx to Nurse Joy might keep me away from here for the next week or so starting like tomorrow.
Whatever would grep be like without a Clefairy? :-/

(ventures into central after having been restored back to perfect health by the lovely Nurse Joy at the pokemon center along with clefairy's pokemon...)
Cheers to Nurse Joy for her wonderful abilities to heal injured pokémon. :-D

(hands @@@@@@@@@ a pokeberry of healing...) This hopefully should help, but if you want to be restored back to perfect health, I recommend you head over to your local pokemon center where hopefully Nurse Joy will be able to restore you to perfect health,,, Hey, do you have any pokemon? Have you seen mine? What do you think to being friends with Clefairy?
Pokéberries can be most effective in healing and very sweet to eat, but if you want to get totally recovered from an injury, Nurse Joy is the one to see in the Pokémon Center!
(hands @@@@@@ a pokeberry of healing...) If that doesn't help try heading over to your local pokemon center and saying PIKA-PIPI-CHUUUUUUUU to Nurse Joy while rubbing your tummy and hopefully Nurse Joy will be able to restore you to perfect health.... Don't I sound like I'm in perfect health now that I'm back from the local pokemon center? ;-) Do you like to being friends with clefairy?
Ahhh, memories..... *sniffles*

(notices Meowth yelling out the window to a nearby Growlithe about how she's going to #### him one of these nights while it is sleeping....) Meowth will you please close the ####ing window before I put you in your pokéball for the night?
Isn't it amazing how pokémon relate to one another? (sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing...) :-D

My pokemon don't seem to like wearing clothes much... Uhhhh...... You comin to the Big P-Day Party?
Is Mr. Mime the only Pokémon who wears any clothes? *ponders* Where are my clothes? :-O

Do you like pokemon? Have you met my Meowth who is so in love with Team Rocket's Meowth from the TV show? My Meowth looks so cute when she plays with a ball of string. She hopes one day to evolve into a Persian.
My Meowth in love.... and with a TV star. Is that hopeless or what?

Cool! *LOL & huggles* What happened to @@@@@'s cat? Can my Meowth help you out? After all, she is the one who found Jigglypuff and Poliwhirl that time when they left me... (momentarily has a flashback...) You're such a wonderful friend.
Meowth has many talents. *LOL*

Do you have any Clefairy cards? My Meowth would really like it if she were to find a shiny Meowth Card featuring Team Rocket's Meowth! My Meowth seems to really have a fetish for shiny objects...
What Meowth loves: Clefairy, Shiny object, Goldeen, String, and last but not least, Team Rocket's Meowth!!!

(looks at time...) Time for me to go now into the evening... If I didn't get to responding to you YET, hopefully will do so later tonight when I return before searching for night pokémon in dark and spooky caves in the middle of the night... LATER
Best not to ask. :-X

(ventures into Central after having gone out looking for night pokémon in dark and spooky places...) The Gastlies in those caves at night can really spook you, ne? Especially when you're not using FLASH... Does anyone else here have a Ditto? Mine that I found tonight seems to like changing it's form into my other pokémon.... Ah, here's to confusion, ne? (sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing...)
Boo!

Have you ever tried using pokéberry toothpaste? (hands serenabunny a tube of pokéberry toothpaste...) Tastes so good you almost want to eat it, ne? I wouldn't recommend eating it though... *LOL*
They really do make the stuff!

Well, if she can find my Jigglypuff and Poliwhirl, then maybe! She's taking a catnap right now but I could maybe have her go off to look for your cat later if you'd like... Those were so yummy! Thankies! *huggles* Would it help you to sleep if you listened to Jigglypuff's song? Actually, my Polipuff is working on a song I like to call the Polipuff song. I think it is quite beautiful, though Polipuff I think could probably still use a little more practice to achieve a full potential of perfection in her beautiful song... *LOL*
Don't you just love pokémon that sing? (sings) clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing) :-D
Well since Jigglypuff's already asleep I might quickly head over to AIM in the middle of the night to see if any other night owls are on from here... (tries to fly out of central like a Hoot Hoot but ends up falling on the floor...) LATER
Actually, I have discovered that I am not an owl. *rubs head* :-(

My Jigglypuff cares about me very deeply, and always seems concerned about me not getting enough sleep, so she like gives me this look and then she'll say "Jigglypuff" and if I don't go to sleep really shortly after that, she most likely puff herself up all cute like and say "puff" if she doesn't fall asleep first herself and then bitch slap me like crazy and then sing me to sleep, and when I wake up, I most likely find that she has been drawing with her new markers of which I just recently bought her for her birthday since her other one's were drying out or running out of ink or something, ON ME for having fallen asleep to her beautiful song.... She means well though, I think, and I love her very much. Would you like to come looking for night pokémon tonight with me and some of my other greppie friends? *LOL*
Love can be shown and expressed in many many ways.

How is your Onix doing? My Gastly is doing great. I think her favourite move is LICK... (thinks: How many pokémon do I have that can put me to sleep?...) Will I be seeing you tonight to go looking for some more night pokémon? *huggles* *LOL*
-_- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You wish it were food? Well, could I iterest you in some pokéberry muffins and some pokéberry Kool-Aid? Would you like more pokéberry ice cream for dessert? (hands @@@@@@@@ MUFFINS, KOOL-AID, AND ICE CREAM...) *LOL*
mmmmmmmm...... pokéberries......

Chapter 12: P-Day Party (sequel to the V-Day party)

All right, I've had it. Let's just git this party started now, kay? (starts dancing while singing...) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing and also stops dancing in addition to the singing...) Lots of the same activities as for the Big V-Day party, except proabably not nearly as big an emphasis on love. (sighs...) Anyways, Umino, ya ready with the confetti hon? *LOL* Let's all have a great time now, kay? And play nicely as I'd really not rather charge up my Spork of Death today if I don't have to. (wants to let Spork of Death cool off a bit...after *ahem* yesterday *ahem*... Anyone want to watch some Sailor Moon Movies in the huge Central Control auditorium we have here at grep? First up, Sailor Moon R! *LOL*
Why wait to do something that can be done now? (rhetorical ?)

Why is this pokéberry Kool-Aid green?
Perhaps this P-Day party went a little overboard?

Eeek! Why did I change my name? *giggles* (tries to imitate the way that miniraye pouts...) *LOL* *ahem* Are you trying to say that I don't act enough like a clefairy to live up to the name clefairy? Er, um, Clementine Clefairy that is? (sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing...) Suits your personality? Well, you've certainly got one h### of a personality... *bats eyelashes at @@@@@@* Ok, enough imitations. Sorry if you don't like that. You've got a really unique personality to grep I think. For a sparkly personality like yours, a lemme see here. (opens an envelope with Clementine Clefairy's final decision, which is subject to change at the change of miniraye's personality.. ;-) *LOL* (opens envelope...) And.... we... have... a..... huh? What's this? A Lickitung? (hands miniraye a new companion lickitung...) I hope you're not grossed out by it's huge tung. Like eeeew, gross! This lickitung is sweet, but with an attitude, I didn't say a bad attitude now, for then you too probably wouldn't get along with each other then, would you. Have you noticed anything about me and the colour pink? If you don't know what I'm talking about, just check out all the pink I have on my webpage. :-) I hope you like your new lickitung. I found it just for you. ;-) *LOL*
Actually I don't things ended up working for @@@@@@ and Lickitung in the end. :*-(

Ok. Can you tell me why this pokéberry Kool-Aid is green? (recalls a vision of seeing a green liquid in chemistry class long time ago....) Have you met my Meowth? She is such a sweet friend, and Meowth that's right. (hands Meowth a ball of string for her to play with...) Isn't she just so cute when she plays with that ball of string? Do you think she'll still have the same love for playing with a ball of string when she's older and eventually evolves into Persian? Well, some loves never die, ne?
What would happen if I were to evolve into a clefable? :-O (scary thought)

Yaaay! Aren't you just so excited about this party? What do ya reckon we oughta do first? Ya wanna go watch some Sailor Moon R the movie? Could I interest you in a kesiamian flower? *giggles* Just kidding. :-) Have you ever seen so much green food? Awww, isn't that cute. Your Onix has my Meowth all wrapped up in huggles.... *LOL* (gasps) Oh, my god! Is your onix trying to kill my Meowth by squeezing her too tightly with huggles? (runs to rescue Meowth from Onix's life draining huggles...) Meeeoowwwwwth!
Dopn't hug something so tightly that you drain the life out of it... Eep! Scary thought...

You may call me whichever one you prefer to call me, kay? Did you see the new game for this party where you can win a pokémon? Though it is a different game this time, and instead of winning Kakuna, this time we have gotten in a whole lotta Magikarp! Wanna go try it out?
Meowth tried it but hurt her teeth on it. She like her Goldeen much better. *LOL*

(gags) What is in these green food to make it green? Anyone want me to order up some Chinese food? (watches as Meowth performs her move, Payday for all to admire.... (picks coins up off the ground and calls for some Chinese food...) What do you think to joining me in the Central Control auditorium to watch the Sailor Moon R movie which should be starting up shortly when more people get here... *LOL* Do you believe in the saying: "A smurf a day keeps the smurf away"? *huggles* Let's head on over to the auditorium, kay?
Now how did they get an auditorium into a text forum like that? :-/

Polipuff has been working hard with Jigglypuff to make a Jiggly-Poli Puff Duet. They have put so much into making their song so beautiful so hopefully enjoy them towards the close of the party... Hope you like the party. *LOL*
They are just sooo cute!!! (^_^)