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Chapter 22: Nurse Joy

*blushes* Whoa! Well i guess the cat is out of the bag now.... ^^
Takes bag off of Meowth... I founda ya buddy. :-D Me and Meowth was playin hide n seek. Meowth just can't seem to resist hiding in a bag if there is one around. *pats Meowth...* The first plce I look for her. *LOL* Meowth says she'll try to find a better hiding place next time.... :-D Well now that you go and tell everyone about "us".... *blushes* Me and Nurse Joy have such a wonderful relationship going. I had enough of online "love" relationships so I thought this time I would go for the real thing. ^^ And she is so wonderful too. A perfect match for me. And she is a Clefairy type too. :-D I told her about what happened with me turning into a Haunter after someone from grep captured Clefairy in a pokéball and she has been working on a way to restore me to my Clefairy self. (sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing...) :-D Well I guess I have the soul of clefairy but am stuck in a haunter body... :-/ Not that that is necessarily a bad thing... But even if Nurse Joy doesn't find a way to get me back to my Clefairy form on the outside she says that she loves me for who I am, and that is all that really matters, ne? I have found true love. ^^ Why I hardly told anyone about the marriage is because it was a private wedding. Just me and her. no one else. This is our love and we wanted to have a nice relaxed enjoyable wedding. I am getting ready to move to Saffron City to live with her forever. ^^ Me and Nurse Joy might go on vacation in a month or two for a few weeks to celebrate our eternal love for each other. ^^ She is so wonderful and what Joy she brings to my life. Hey, its even in her name. Nurse Joy. :-)
Love can be so wonderful. ^^


Actually the wedding is already over hon. *LOL* *huggles Nurse Joy* ^^ Of course my Meowth knows payday. I mentioned it in Life Story of Clefairy at my website. How she produced enough money to pay for a feast that day. *LOL* Nurse Joy says she has been doing some research on how she might be able to get me restored back into my Clefairy body. The thing is she would need to know who has the pokéball containing the lifeless body of Clefairy and release it from the ball. Otherwise I might be stuck like this forever unless she were to find another Clefairy body of which to put me in.... :-/

********10,000 Pokéberry Bounty for the Arrest for those Responsible for the Capturing of the Beloved Clefairy known to grep in a pokéball DEAD OR ALIVE§§§§§ Please inquire at the Saffron City Pokémon Center for further details********
How could someone be so selfish as to try to take Clefairy for their own against his will?

Didn't my confusion attack work on you? :-O So will you still be able to see me if I take you down to 0HP? *uses Curse attack on SeraphimNevermore...* Dangit. Nurse Joy help me please. *faints*

Is brought back to perfect health by the lovely and joyful Nurse Joy.....*

*huggles Nurse Joy* ^^ *kissles Nurse Joy*
Nurse Joy has always been there for me and my pokémon when I needed her most. ^^

Hey I took your advice. Now I am with someone more in my age range. ^^ Aren't you glad? Do you think me and Nurse Joy make the perfect couple? Do I seem like a Clefairy type to you or more of a Haunter type? Soul of a Clefairy trapped inside a Haunter body? Nurse Joy is a Clefairy type. ^^ *huggles Nurse Joy*
(sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing...) :-D

Yes, definitely have to learn from your mistakes. In fact you might even learn more from mistakes than if ya do something right the first time..... :-/
(sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing...) You like that? Nurse Joy thinks she might be close to finding a way for me to be Clefairy once again. She has some more research to conduct first.....
I think this one explains itself.

Ah, but I am back to perfect health now thanks to the lovely and wonderful Nurse Joy. ^^ The curse attack is still working on you. Proceeds to attack you...*
oooo are you related to Jessee from Team Rocket? *recalls events when he was Team Rocket Man....* :-D Muwahahahahahahahahaha.......
Cursid Curse Attack.....

Hey guess what. Nurse Joy not only found a way for me to turn back into Clefairy, but for me to also be Phantom Haunter at the same time. I can change my form now to look just as I did in my clefairy form while still being a ghost! Isn't that cool? And it's all thanks to the wonderful Nurse Joy. ^^ *huggles Nurse Joy* It's the best of both worlds. :-D (sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing...) :-D I think I'll stick with the name Phantom Haunter for right now though, though I could maybe change it to Clefairy, or even Phantom Clefairy. *LOL* :-D Do you like my name the way it is now or should I change it? :-/
How many different names am I known by?

Final Chapter: The Evils of Grep


Yes, believe it or not, this is actually the final page in the Life Story of Clefairy. Read onward to find out why.

The following is the Final Post Phantom Haunter has made at Grep Sailormoon:

Ok I have fucking had it with grep. It is one load of shit here after another and I am sick and fucking tired of putting up with the creeps who run this website. I have had my heart fucked with severely here so much I thought I might just die more than once. Staff members repeatedly harass me in one way or another outside of grep and try to accuse me of things I did not do. They put my friends on detention who are also innocent. Believe it or not I actually recommended this site to someone and i really regret having done that for right off he makes an account and accidentally puts a wrong email address so he makes a new account because he can't get his password. He didn't know any better. This is a god damned cult and I hate this site. The staff members are all assholes to the best of my knowledge and i wish I had never come to grep in the first place. This website is a disgrace to Sailor Moon and to what Sailor Moon stands for. It is an insult, and a dictatorship. It makes me sick. I can't even criticize grep a lil bit without them deleting my post. What the fuck? They can't take a little criticism? Maybe they could read it and appreciate it and do something about it instead of bitching with me. I'm sure a lot of staff members will be thrilled at my leaving grep, hell, they might even have a big grep party to celebrate my leaving. :-) Oh by the way, if you don't blacklist me, I will probably just make more accounts. :-) I HATE grep and I hope those responsible for my suffering burn in hell. :-) To those of you who are my friends beware of the evils of grep. I hope you will still be my friends outside of grep. How many of you really are my friend?

CrystalHelios: How is this username? :-D No need to bother replying to me here. Read above for more details.

s2kitty: Fuck you bitch ..!..

Mikaitenshi: *LOL*

goholo2001: What's up?

Well this is it for Clefairy (Phantom Haunter) at grep. Don't bother replying to me either. I doubt this post will last here for long. Staff can't handle the truth it seems. How very sad. I didn't do anything to deserve the shit that grep has caused to me. I didn't realize how horrid a website grep really is when I signed up over a year ago. If only I had I wonder where I would be today. :-/

The End of Clefairy/ Phantom Haunter at grep begins now.... (by the way who the fuck took my Clefairy name here? God damn it!) Bye


Whelp, that is the end of Clefairy/Phantom Haunter/Smurfy Sailor at grep.

Now don't be thinking that I brought all this on by myself.

Click here to read an MSN conversation I recently had with one of my best friends regarding all this grep bullshit and reasons for why what happened happened.

Once you have read my reasons, proceed to click here to read the letter I wrote to Scot (owner of grep Sailormoon) asking to get black listed. He refused to "officially" Black List me, however I am black listed unofficially.


Well, now that you have read through my life story you may think I am dead.
This does not mean that I am dead. That does not mean that I will no longer have adventures in the Pokémon world. It is simply the conclusion of me at Grep. If you want to find out more on my adventures yet to come in the pokémon world I suggest you email me or contact me via instant messenger.

I hope you have enjoyed reading my life story as much as I enjoyed creating it for you. ^^

Oh by the way I just thought of more. They fucked with some of my friends too. One of my good friends had her account deleted for no good reason. She had been a member of grep for longer than I had. They also deleted that same friend's friend's account. I think they deleted my friend's account on the basis of kudos abuse or some bullshit like that. They didn't even give ger a chance to appeal to them before just deleting her account. I'm sure her friend probably isn't too happy about their account being deleted either.

(sings) Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy... (stops singing...) :-D

FÍN

Post finalé Update:

Ok, I think some people are confused and getting the wrong idea. I used to really enjoy grep. Huge library of SM pics and goodies and a nifty place to meet people as well. I never wanted to get blacklisted from grep, until all the shit happened to me there.
It is too bad all that shit happened, I wish it hadn't.







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