Good Smurfy End of the Rung

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Spectacular
Marvelous
Awesome
Wonderful
Excellent
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Middle of the Rung
Good
Average
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Needs Work
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Disaster Zone
Bad Smurfy End of the Rung

This is the scale I used to rate websites before 8/25/2001:

Paramount
Superior
Genuine
Marvelous
Excellent
Great
Very Good
Good
Average
Below Average
Needs Work
Poor
Very Poor
Terrible
Disaster Zone