Formerly known as (many years ago): Clefairy
Offline Identity: (Not Telling)
Other names known by offline: (Wouldn't you like to know...) :-P
Sex: Male
Gender: I can easily fit into either catergory of the two stereotypes. :-P
Age: 41 years of age (2023)
Favorite thing to say: Have a smurfy day and/or night. :-)
Favorite life philosophy: Hakuna Matata!
I am a professional dance dancer. (DDR-Dance Dance Revolution)
I am a big-time legend at the local arcades.
I am way beyond being a pinball wizard.
I also kick serious butt at the soul line of games (including Soul Edge, Soul Calibur, and Soul Calibur 2).
I have maxed out all 8 (normal+turbo) characters on Gauntlet Legends. And I mean maxed out EVERYTHING, including accumulating 99999 in gold.
I have also maxed out all 16 characters on Gauntlet Dark Legacy. And I mean maxed out EVERYTHING, including accumulating 99999 in gold.
I also enjoy many other arcade games as well and do exceptionally well at most of them too.
I kick butt at computer games too. I have had my time in the spotlight many many times at Neopets for my high score achievements.
I am a married Smurf as of this past summer! (2022) I am hoping to start my family soon with little smurflings by either fostering, adopting or naturally! ^_^
What I look for most in personality: Fun, Sense of humour, intelligent, treats people the way u want to be treated back
Most attractive physical trait of a woman: Beautiful Eyebags, Dream Dimples, Orange hair, freckles, Dark Skin Colour, NATURAL (Such as NOT wearing makeup or other cosmetics or having fake tan or superficial cosmetic surgeries of any kind, etc.... I certainly don't mean stinky or germy when I say "Natural")
Most UNattractive physical trait of a woman: Large (particularly fake and unnatural) breasts are a big turn off for me, I prefer a flat(ter)-chested woman. Makeup: If ur really THAT hideous why don't you just put a paper bag over your head instead (to save money and the environment)? Unless maybe you are wearing all that gunk on your face hoping to join the circus as a clown perhaps? :-/
Our Reality is what we make it to be, we choose whether we are happy or not in life.
Making fantasy a reality. :-D
Favourite Colour: Purple
Favourite thing to watch on TV/Movies: Disney, Cartoons and other shows that I find to be fun and entertaining to my tastes.
Least Favourite Thing to Watch on TV/Movies: Sports Shows (I prefer to play rather than to watch others), I am not much of a Soap Opera Fan Either.
ALL TIME FAVOURITE TV SHOW: GIRL MEETS WORLD
Favourite Cartoon: Dave the Barbarian (This show is so cool and is so funny, lol)
Favourite Animé: Sailor Moon (still after all these years, lol)
Least Favourite Cartoon: Ripping Friends (Ugggggggggghhhhhh!)
Least Favourite Animé: Super Milk Chan (This show is a pure insult! I find it highly offensive and is not only an insult to animé, but also to the cartoons they are imitating in the animé!!!)
Favourite Pinball Machine: Data East Jurassic Park
Favourite Video Game: Too hard to decide.
Most evil Pinball Machine ever played (and mastered): Bram Stoker's Dracula
Wanna know even more about me? Well send me an email and ask.
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