Clefairy Stories
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Having pets can be so enjoyable. (looks over to Jigglypuff and Poliwhirl who are huggling each other....again....)
Love can be felt by pokémon as well as they have feelings too.

You are probably right, but if Team Rocket's other Pokémon can evolve, than why not Meowth?
Meowth can evolve into Persian.

refrains Jigglypuff from singing along to the song being sung by ##########.... (Jigglypuff puffs herself up really cute like and says: "Jiggly.....Jigglypuff!"...) Now come on Jigglypuff....please understand that it is not that I don't enjoy listening to you sing your song...it's just that I'm not sure that everyone here wants to fall asleep right now. (Jigglypuff exclaims: "Puff" and leaves still puffed up into the night...) Don't worry people....She'll be back....( Poliwhirl sits down and watches TV for awhile before turning it off because he can't find pokémon on in the middle of the night....) (Poliwhirl exclaims: "Poli Poli Poliwhirl Whirl Poli Pol.") (Poliwhirl hyptnotizes himself with his spiral belly.....) (Poliwhirl is no longer conscious....) Does anyone here think that I sould have let Jigglypuff sing along with ##########'s song? Hey, I'm just asking? Would you all have liked to have fallen asleep for awhile? Does anyone have any advice on what I can do so Jigglypuff doesn't get like that when it comes to singing?
Sometimes it seems as though Jigglypuff doesn't realize the full powers of her song...

(looks outside for Jigglypuff......not a sign of her anywhere.....Is Jigglypuff all right? Could she be off having an affair with another pokémon? Could she have fallen into Ice Lake? Could she have left Poliwhirl and Clefairy for good?
Raising Pokémon can be very similar to raising pets, especially if you consider your pokémon as pets...

What song would you like for me to sing? (sings...."Clefairy clefairy clefairy....." ) (continues thawing out a frozen jigglypop...err Jigglypuff whom was found by none other than myself as I am the one who takes care of Jigglypuff, and as it is I who takes care of Jigglypuff, it is my responsibility to protect her from dangers, such that those of which of Ice Lake, which is a dangerous place for pokémon, and in being a dangerous place, it is not a place for pokémon to be going as Jigglypuff did, and as Jigglypuff did so, she went to a dangerous place which had many dangers as it was a dangerous place as previously mentioned above. Jigglypuff, as she entered a dangerous place, that of which is Ice Lake, which is a dangerous place for pokémon, which was dangerous, as Jigglypuff fell in and turned into a Jigglypop, which is bad, for it is not good, and thus a frozen Jigglypop was rescued by none other than myself as it is I who takes care of her, and in that responsibility for taking care of her, it is my responsibility to take care of her so she is not in danger, as was the case here as there was much danger involved at Ice Lake, which is a dangerous place for pokémon to go, for had I not found her, which I did, for if I had not, then she would not be here with me now, as she is here now since I can see her right now for she is in front of me, and thus is here, for if she were not here then she would be somewhere else, and if she were somewhere else she would not be here, and maybe in Ice Lake, which is a dangerous place for pokémon, as it a place that holds many dangers for pokémon, which can be seen from the fact of my frozen Jigglypop, who as it appears was confronted by many dangers at Ice Lake, which makes sense as it is a dangerous place since you could fall in and become a popcicle, which is among the many dangers that can be confronted when going to Ice Lake, which as can be seen from my Jigglypop, that Ice Lake is a dangerous place for pokémon to go, as now I have a frozen Jigglypuff, which is not good, for it is bad, and thus being bad, it is also not good.....ßßßß Well I'd better get off to the nearest pokécenter where Nurse Joy can bring my Jigglypop....er, Jigglypuff back to perfect health.....Later....
With every joy, must come pain, ne?

When and where was the last time you saw your Charmander? My Meowth seems to have a special talent for finding missing pokémon...
Meowth seems to have special talents such as talking, etc.

(eats berries along with Jigglypuff, Poliwhirl, Meowth, Caterpie, Hoothoot, Bellsprout... egg hasn't hatched yet...) thankies! Yum Yum! I think my Meowth has a crush on Team Rocket's Meowth, but she is a really great and loyal pokémon. And Meowth that's right! She's responsible for finding Jigglypuff and Poliwhirl and bringing them back home safely...
When you spend a lot of time you may start to acquire some of their habits and tastes. Of course them being around you the same could easily happen to them as well.

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Pikachu, eh? Is tere such a thing as watching too much Pokémon?

My Meowth seems to like shiny objects. She likes to play for money.
Would your pokémon like to gamble with mine?
What is it with Meowth and her fascination for shiny objects?

What kind of pokémon do you think the egg that Jigglypuff and Poliwhirl made from their love will be? Polipuff? Jigglywhirl? Uhhh... What do you think of restaurants that don't serve pokémon?
Uhh, where do babies come from?

Did anyone here watch pokémon today? Today my Caterpie evolved twice! Now she is a beautiful Butterfree!
"Evolution is the solution if you want to be the best!"


Chapter 6: Team Rocket on the Move

My Meowth is hoping to evolve into a Persian one of these days... If my Meowth keeps admiring Team Rocket's Meowth though, I fear that she will remain a Meowth if that is her role model. No sign of Jigglypuff... Oh, I do hope that she is okay... I wonder who those weird looking women were... I just hope my Jigglypuff doesn't get herself killed because she's getting involved with the wrong people... (clefairy still can't believe it won the $5000.00 poker game... You know something.... if I had lost to Jigglypuff..... Uhhh... Best not to think of that since that is not the case, but is still food for thought...) Hey, is anybody out there hungry? (opens freezer to find an empty container once filled with pokéberry ice cream...) Aw he..! I don't feel like going out to the pokémart this time of night... especially when Jigglypuff could be hurt or dead..... wait a minute... maybe I should go out and look for her... Yo, Poliwhirl, Meowth, Butterfree, Hoothoot, how woulds yas likes ta go out for a night walk down to the pokémart with me to get some groceries? "Meowth, can't you see that we're in the middle of a $1000.00 game of blackjack?" Uh, Meowth.... Uh, where did you get $1000.00 to bet with? Same with you Poliwhirl? How did you get enough money to play at the high stakes pokémon blackjack game? "Poli? Poliwhirl Pol Poli Pol....Whirl..." (Poliwhirl and Meowth give each other a nervous glance and proceed to jump out the window...) How f...ing stupid can pokémon get? See what happens when you don't keep your pokémon inside their pokéballs? I don't think I mean that.... I guess it just depends on the pokémon?.... Uhh.... Well, at least Butterfree and Hoot Hoot know better than to gamble.... I think... (looks over to Butterfree and Hoot Hoot who appear to be hiding something...) What the f... are the 2 of you doing over there?
If you collaborate with Team Rocket, you probably are now on their side.

So what are the two of you up to, eh? Don't look all innocent like that? "Free?" Don't give me that s..., tell me what the 2 of you were up to. (Butterfree and Hoot Hoot look towards the window...) Don't you even think about it. If you want to keep living with clefairy don't even think about flying out that window... "Hoot... Hoot Hoot..." Now tell me, were the 2 of you gambling or not, and be honest... (Hoot Hoot and Butterfree look down at the floor...) All right... Hey, don't look at me as though you think I'm going to beat the s... out of you... You know clefairy better than that, don't you? (notices bruises on Hoot Hoot and Butterfree...) Okay... I think that we need to have a little talk here... (Butterfree and Hoot Hoot get this look on their faces and suddenly faint....) What the .... is going on here? (clefairy breaks down into tears....)
Raising Pokémon can come with sadness along with the joys...

Thanks for being such great friends all of you who help me through this time of pokétrouble... When I woke up this mourning all my pokémon were gone... I have a hunch that team Rocket might be behind it all. As there was a card with the Team Rocket Motto on it, which had not previously been in my possesion... They even took the egg!
Team Rocket seems to be up to no good once again...

Well, I'd better bust a move against Team Rocket and save my beloved pokémon...
If Team Rocket wants to mess with my pokémon then they can prepare to blast off at the speed of light...








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